This recipe comes from deep within the heart and soul of every person alive. It is the most satisfying of all recipes but has never, and never will be, successfully made. It should be a PEACE OF CAKE.

Step 1: Take the planet and pour in the 216 countries and the Oceans, stir thoroughly. Place into a spherical tin, spread flat and heat in the Universe at Gas Mark seven, for 10 billion years.

Step 2: In a separate area stir the hearts of kindness slowly, gradually adding in the love. Mix in the minds and leave to infuse flavours. Keep warm.

Step 3: Blend the remaining ingredients together.

Step 4: If blended correctly it should be light, leave unsettled and cool for 10 years.

Step 5: Add Step 4 and Step 2, and then leave to thin in an open tin.

Step 6: Take the planet mixture out; if cooked correctly it should be land and sea.

Step 7: Pour Step 5 onto the planet mixture than leave to cool for
100 years.

Step 8: If successfully made then the mixture should be cool and unsettled. Serving: Serve in small amounts, best served with calm and tranquillity.